I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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