Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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