Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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