So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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