I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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