I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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