with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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