He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
