Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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