sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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