just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
two words...techno handjob
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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