VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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