So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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