Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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