Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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