Umm I'm too high to move.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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