Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
this just has baby written all over it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He felt like a one man threesome
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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