i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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