Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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