I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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