Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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