D3 body, D1 cock
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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