she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have post one night stand depression
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