That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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