but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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