I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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