I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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