I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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