you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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