I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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