Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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