Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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