idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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