i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
