I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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