i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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