In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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