i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm passing your future prison.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
