Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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