I hate your face
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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