But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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