omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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