I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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