The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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