quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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