just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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