Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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