Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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