Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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