I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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