she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Randomize
