I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
