I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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