He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
