How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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