hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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