Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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