So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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