Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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